Saturday, July 19, 2008,1:10 AM

Here's a pretty lame story.

Characters involved are: Mr Glove, Mr BBB, Mr Ugly, Mr A, Mr B, Dr D, Mr Rocker, Mr Liver, Mr Psycho, Mr Bang and Ms ?. (Real names shall not be used)

"So today Ms ? was chatting with Mr Liver online, and suddenly brought about the topic of Mr Glove, whom Ms ? did not know at first.

Mr Liver: what 's with that Mr BBB?
Ms ?: haha
Ms ?: no lah
Ms ?: he look like the Mr Conman guy
Mr Liver: hmm ok
Mr Liver: LOL
Ms ?: i tot they brothers lor
Ms ?: pai kia one
Mr Liver: ahhahahaa
Ms ?: tt day he beat someone up in toilet
Mr Liver: OO
Mr Liver: yesterday?
Ms ?: hmm
Mr Liver: i mean
Ms ?: yah
Mr Liver: err
Mr Liver: ya
Mr Liver: yesterday
Ms ?: u knw uh
Mr Liver: that guy guai lan la
Ms ?: who
Mr Liver: a lot pple dont like him
Ms ?: the victim uh
Mr Liver: Mr Glove
Ms ?: sibo?
Mr Liver: wear glove come sch
Mr Liver: think he siak
Ms ?: oh
Ms ?: haha
Ms ?: so u knw wat happen uh
Mr Liver: everytime he walk past my project room we sure disturb him one
Mr Liver: "WEAR GLOVE!!"
Mr Liver: all shout

Both of them continued laughing.

Mr Liver: but i find the guy kenna whack
Mr Liver: more guai lan
Ms ?: haha
Mr Liver: should whack one
Ms ?: i tink he askin for it
Mr Liver: he fight using fingernails
Ms ?: ...........
Ms ?: pussy uh
Mr Liver: LOL
Mr Liver: then we disturb him
Ms ?:
Mr Liver: "need to wear glove then can fight and win"
Mr Liver: he every fyp day will tiok shoot by my room mates
Ms ?: tt guy is how old one sia
Mr Liver: i think 19 bah
Mr Liver: act machiam jay zhou
Mr Liver: that time death note famous
Ms ?: =/
Mr Liver: he go buy lollipop eat in class
Ms ?: serious............
Mr Liver: and listen hp like L
Mr Liver: ya
Mr Liver: LOL
Ms ?: =/
Ms ?: GROSS
Mr Liver: super gross
Ms ?: wah lau sick fuck lol

Eventually Ms ? finds out that Mr Glove is her ex-classmate and takes pity. But she continues laughing at Mr Glove with Mr Liver adding fire.

Mr Liver: outcast kid
Ms ?: wah lau
Ms ?: but i tink he damn poor thing lor
Ms ?: he got wanna fight one meh
Mr Liver: he start taunting
Mr Liver: what i heard is
Mr Liver: he suddenly stand up during lecture
Ms ?: =/
Mr Liver: crack neck crack knuckles
Mr Liver: start to stare at 1 guy
Mr Liver: somehow they ended up in toilet fighting
Mr Liver: then 1 more guy bth and join in
Mr Liver: to whack the glove guy
Ms ?: bth?
Ms ?: haha
Ms ?: tink is taht Mr BBB guy lah
Ms ?: Mr A & Mr B in the same class
Ms ?: then i told them the Mr BBB guy quite cute
Ms ?: they told me 'NOOOOOOOOOO'

Ms ? was curious and wanted to know more, so she went to irritate others on her contact list.

Ms ?: ahh >.<
Dr D: but i overheard abit of wad happened.
Ms ?: hmm wat was it?
Dr D: guy that whack is Mr BBB
Dr D: kena whack is Mr Gloves
Dr D: Mr BBB laugh at Mr Gloves dunno wad
Dr D: Mr Gloves go sae thing.
Dr D: den they quarrel
Dr D: Mr BBB ask him go over
Ms ?: oh
Dr D: den Mr Gloves dumb
Dr D: go over den fight liao

The nosey parker Ms ? being herself, went to ask for one more person's opinions.

Mr Rocker: anyway
Mr Rocker: so waht about him?
Mr Rocker: oh you mean Mr Gloves??
Ms ?: yah
Mr Rocker: i heard
Mr Rocker: i feel like whacking those people up man
Mr Rocker: freaking hang them upside down using chain
Mr Rocker: and humiliating them infront of the school

Okay. That's about it. (for the online conversations part)

Couple of days ago, Ms ? was going goo goo over Mr BBB, until Mr Bang told her why Mr BBB was Mr BBB. Ms ? told Mr A & Mr B about him, and on the very day it happened, it happened! Ms ? was initially attracted to how bad Mr BBB was. But after the way Mr A & Mr B showed disappointment in Ms ?, she decided to give up. After all, Mr A & Mr B made Ms ? realise that friends are always there for her even though she made a mistake with Mr Psycho, whom both of them detested of her being with.

Ms ? thinks Mr Bang should read this and start laughing."

I like my story. Though maybe 99% of you won't get it in the end anyways, I think it's a story worth writing and saving. (x

nat*Rockin